Sunday, March 27, 2016

ليش و إِيش و كيف و علشان إِيش بقلم: جميل محمد الشوا


يابا و يمة و يا بنت الجيران، في سؤال صغير و بسيط،


ليش الاسرائيلين والمصريين يفتحوا الطرق والحدود؛ ليش و علشان إِيش و كيف،


حماس في النص و أهل غزة معاكم معاكم و عليكم عليكم متل أهل الضفة؛ شعوب تربت عَل الطاعة للظالم و للعادل و للي بين الاتنين،


حماس بتعمل انفاق، ليش، و حماس بتضرب صواريخ، ليش و حماس بين مصر وإسرائيل، كيف ... 


وطب الحرامية اللي في السلطة والمنظمة، علشان إِيش؛ كانوا في غزة و بالصرمة من حماس انضربوا، بس هادي مش القصة كلها..


القصة طويلة بطول الطريق اللي ضاع من اول الطريق..


شعب مسكين سّٓلم دقنة و مؤخرتة لزعماء مؤخرات و ليسوا مقدمات،


زعامات ولاد حرام همهم في جيبهم و همهم يرضوا معلمينهم،


نرجع لكيف، حماس متل الحمار، حا يحمار و الصواريخ بتبدا و طبعاً إسرائيل الجارة لازم ترد و شعب إسرائيل لازم دايماً يكون مستعد و مين أحسن من حماس يعمل خدام و مين أحسن من الشيعي  الإيراني راسبوتين لبنان حسن نصرلة يعمل خدام وبالدور حسب الأوامر يضربوا صواريخ على الحدود،


إسرائيل من صواريخ النصاب نصرلة و الارهابين حسب الطلب حماس المؤخرات عملت أحسن شبكات للصواريخ مضادات،


نرجع لليش، ليش يفتحوا الحدود، من زمان وأهل   غزة تعودوا على حكم الأجنبي و حماس اقذر اجنبي بس المنظمة برضة مش أحسن ، الشعب الفلسطيني في غزة والضفة بين الإرهابي حسب  الطلب الحمساوي والحرامي المنظماتي، 


وهلقيت يا احباب  يمكن فهمتوا الحكاية و فهمتوا قصة شعب بإيدة بيجيب خرابة، 


الحكاية بسيطة بس حماس مش امينة، لو كانت أمينة لكانت الحدود مفتوحة و امينة و لو كانت حماس امينة لكانت الطرق فوق الارض مفتوحة، 


حماس بخطة مقصودة عملت من الشعب فيران مجاري و انفاق؛ و عملت من الشعب الفلسطيني جبان..  

جميل

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Fidel Castro Shouts: Viva America!

Fidel Castro "retired" very wisely and very cleverly years ago from all official positions in Cuba  to prepare the "rogue" communist Caribbean Island, few miles away from Miami, to be transformed back into free market capitalism.

Since 1959, Fidel, as he is called, nickname, in Cuba, played a vital role, contrary to the conventional wisdom, in preserving and elevating America's role after WWII, believe it or not, all over the world and not only in latin countries and African countries where he was positioned as Moscow's little tool, little hand, in creating coups and assisting African rebels in what Africans thought liberation movements when in fact they were part of the long game of politics, world powers mastered, during the Cold War era.

America has always maintained a military base, Guantanamo, in Cuba that Castro never even dared to ask for us to leave. Even when John F. Kennedy was tricked, fooled, or not,  into the Bay of Pigs failed covert operation to remove Castro by Cuban CIA agents, he, Kennedy, never used the base on the island. America wanted Fidel in Cuba.

Castro's services during the cold war helped America and helped the Russians to play the game of politics all over the world.

If America wanted to get rid of Castro, it could have done that from day one in 1959, but Castro, again, transformed Latin and African countries and played a vital role in the rise of Cuban Americans in Florida and elsewhere, Cubans like demagogue Ted Cruz and little Marco

Today, America rewards Fidel Castro


Cubans enjoy a weekly rumba dance gathering in Havana, Cuba, Saturday, March 19, 2016. President Barack Obama will travel to the communist island March 20. During his three-day trip, the first to the country by a sitting president in nearly 90 years he will meet with President Raul Castro at the Palace of the Revolution and attend a baseball exhibition game. (AP Photo/Desmond Boylan)


Friday, March 18, 2016

مصر السيسي اليوم: الجنية فينة واية اللي جرالة بقلم: جميل محمد الشوا

فينة، فينة، جنية السيسي فينة

الجنية المصري بقى تعريفة حمرا

والفرخة بقت بمية

والعدس والكشري بقوا سياحة

والفول والطعمية من مصر هاجروا

والسيسي بيقول مصر بس ياعالم بجنية، جنية، اتبرعوا للمحروسة بجنية

بالهوي يا سيسي يالهوي، الدولار جوة بطني؛ إلحق يا سيسي، اعمل حاجة يا سيسي

المدام: يا راجل اصحى، الشعب بيندة وبيقول السيسي صِبِح بجنية

السيسي: أصحى براحتي يا حبي و يا حياتي، وبعدين الشعب هوا هوا، حنشغل الأسطوانة و حنبعت في الشوارع البيادة وحنقول مصر من سد النهضة وإثيوبيا مستهدفة و حنقول و حنقول والشعب هيصدق، بخاطرة المصري اللي حقولة حيصدقة،
جميل

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Do it the only way; Bring it on; Do it the American Way: Bring the worst to the surface and then defeat it

America likes to expose things, America likes to unleash things and America will bring the worst to  surface and then it will defeat it.

Internally and externally, we have been vigilant enough, smart enough, clever enough and resourceful enough to make things happen, to change things, to accept things that we did not accept before and to make sure that the majority, a simple majority sometimes, of Americans are in line and on board.

During the WWI and WWII America waited until the worst happened, it could not intervene before because Americans were not convinced that America belongs to the rest of the world. Before that, America had to go to war, a civil war, to convince Americans that racism is bad and that slavery is inhuman and that it is a crime against humanity.

Americans needed to be in the Middle East, to guard the religions and to guard the oil and to manage closely the Israeli-Palestinian peace process and then terror started; America had to go there, terror struck America on 09/11/2001 and we mobilized the world, we removed Taliban and we removed Saddam and we started the Arabs on a path to clean themselves and reform themselves and democratize themselves. We then had the Iranians, and we dealt with them but not before the Shiite Mullahs declared their fake and dubious intentions to build nuclear bombs and used their usual deceiving rhetoric to threaten our allies and of course pretend that they champion causes, the Palestinian cause, what else, and that they are against the Israelis. America negotiated its way, dealt with Iran, dealt with the Arab Spring and Americans based on events were 100% convinced that America needed to intervene, and Americans were right, America needed to intervene, America needed to be there, America needed to be in the Middle East and the circumstances had to be there and had to be right and had to be current and the danger had to be present.

America now is dealing with a new danger that requires it's presence and requires its leadership and requires it's style in conflict resolution, ISIS, terrorists who are not known to most people, were all of sudden and coinciding with the Arab Spring in 2011, start appearing in the Middle East, killing people, committing crimes against humanity and committing what America is close to declare, a genocide, and ISIS has to be confronted and the Muslim Shiite and Muslim Sunnis conflict had to surface and the Arabs must deal with their shortcomings and their arrogance and their lack of flexibility and as some might agree with, their historic stupidities.

Internally, American had to bring racism and hatred that exist among Americans, some Americans, here and there, south and north, east and west, to the surface and had to confront it once and for all and had to deal with it; electing a black president, twice, was not good enough. But this time, there will be no civil war in America, this time, we have Trump. This time we hired Trump to drive the vehicle of racism and hate to it's planned destination, we have Trump to expose the worst in America and brings it on, and stretches enough to last through November so it can be defeated, the American way, the only way, the Ballot boxes way. So come on, brings it on, bad or good, brings it on, and we will deal with it and will either accept it, change it, embrace it, or defeat it.

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Saturday, March 05, 2016

السيسي في اليابان وعكاشة برة البرلمان بقلم: جميل محمد الشوا

مشمشي سيسي، اهلًا سيسي
السيسي: لا اهلًا ولاسهلاً، ليمني عَل الساكي؛ انا من المدام هربان و جري عَل اليابان،
خير سيسي؛ احنا ممكن نعمل فطار او غدا او واحدة من لاتنين;
السيسي: هاتلي الساكي والسوشي قبلا؛ الخزماتشية زمانهم في السكة
حاضر سيسي، آلو آلو آلو ؛ السيسي: مين مين مين اللي بيقول الوووو
عكاشة عَل التليفون بيعيط و بيقول: إلحقني يا مشيرنا، من فضلك يا مشيرنا؛ عبعال المحامي من التكية طردني و بالجزمة ضربني،
السيسي: انت قابلت حبيبنا السفير الاسرائيلي اللي جة من طرف بيبي؛
رد عكاشة و قال اه و اه واه، دحنا مع اسرائيل في سلام و من ايام بابا أنور في سلام؛ و سيادتك لسفير اسرائيل بالحضن استقبلت وخدت وأعطيت سلام؛
رد السيسي وقال باي باي عكاشة؛ انت خشيت في حتة محجوزة وبس للبيادة؛
باي باي عكاشة معلش حنشوف لما نرجع الحتة وعبعال ريس القعدة و كلها سنة واتنين وحترجع بس دلوقت العب العبة، لعبة ٥٢ ويناير ويونية ٣٠ مع شعب صابر و غلبان عمرة آلاف السنين و بيادة عمرها من ٥٢ مسؤولة عن تسعين مليون مسؤولة؛ روح شد نفس يا عكاشة على حساب الجيش والبيادة؛ دة صنف جديد إسمة إسمة بيادة على تسعين مليون أفا.
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