A Dialogue with a Woman*

She said to me why not taking a break from pretending that you know anything about world politics and talk once on a subject that is close to my heart. I answered your requests and wishes are my orders, what do you suggest. She replied, women beauty, you can pretend this morning that you know something about this subject and let us see how it goes. I answered back after few seconds of hesitation, that this subject is so dangerous, it might be more dangerous that pretending that I know something about politics or analytical journalism. She said, come on, pretend, at least I am listening. I asked with a serious look on my face, are you sure that you can handle this one, you could not handle the other day the conversation we had about bringing the best in you. She said, go ahead, and pretend. I said ok, here how it goes; I am an advocate of a woman natural beauty, no perfumes, no colognes, or any artificial ingredients except for shampoos, soaps, and daily showers and after showers pleasant and soft deodorants with a soft touch of makeup. she interrupted me saying, maybe you are right, I'm already starting to regret asking you about talking on this subject, you are worse in talking about women beauty than you are in talking politics, but go on, continue. I ignored the last statement, collected my thoughts, and said you see I never like women who put water on their hair in the morning to make it look flat or good, I prefer, if anything, for her to take a shower. I do not like Gills, or sprays on the hair after the shower, just dry it well, and maybe use the blower a little. I stopped for seconds to see if she wants to comment but she did not, she just looked at me with her mysterious eyes that can melt the ice cream from the top of the cone, so I continued. I do not like very long hair, I like it by the shoulder maybe a little longer, depends on the face and the height of the woman, I love ponytails, flat, or Carre' but flat if possible tops it all. I like well-groomed women, meaning pedicure and manicure, but all natural, no nail polish, just the natural look of the clean nails. I am rolling here, and my companion is just looking and her facial expressions keeps getting more stressed than ever, but she is not responding, so I proceeded and said that I like other things that would bring the natural magic look of a clean silky skin, no bushes or shrubs all over the place and no shaving tools, just the good old fashion wax. She then started screaming so I stopped and asked her, are you ok, she said no, I'm not ok, you better continue to claim that you know something about politics and journalism, because when it comes to women, you are just out there, nothing, zero. I thanked her for her honest opinion and for listening to me. She replied, do no thank me, I brought it on myself.

*Disclaimer:
For entertainment purposes only
These conversations are not related to any specific person or persons. They are general human conversations from life.