*Who Are You......by Jamil Shawwa

Background: She tries repeatedly to test him. However, maybe she is fed- up. Let us see.
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She: Who are you..

He: oh, please, not again, I give up; I do not get it

She: you never did sweetie but anyway let us move on.. Maybe there is still hope to reform you.

He: ok, I will go along, whispering, I guess I have no choice, it has been a while, and I need to be nice to her...

She: you are like a man with a thousand faces, I do not know whom Am I going to see tomorrow.

He: a thousand face! You are complimenting me, I wish.

She: your mood swings and habits are just too much

He: You know, honey, you just criticize, you set in that Ivory tower of yours, looking down at me and just give a daily doze of these things that I really can not understand or comprehend

She: you know why I do that, because I am a woman, and you know why you do not understand or do not want to understand, because you are a man...

He: so you really think that we men are and to say it as politely as possible, dumb...

She: this is the least to say, this is the best thing you have said since we started these conversations.

He: I really feel honored to be called dumb by you. Remember, few days ago I was just a mere Jackass. I am climbing the ladder.

She: or maybe you are just going down the ladder, depends on my mood.

He: ok, you win, I can not take it anymore" he is acting because again the goal is to reach the Promised Land"

She: ok, stop, you sound so fake and pathetic, I already told you that I am not in the mood...

He: I am speechless, do you think I am being nice for a purpose, for a goal, for the destination and not the journey. Do you think that I'm saying what I’m saying and doing what I’m doing just to feel your warm and hospitable body, to smell the roses coming out of your nest... you are crazy

She: hospitable body, what is that? Do you think my body is a hotel, an airport runway, planes touch down and fly. You are such an obnoxious pig.

He: yes, darling, you are hospitable and you are like a hotel and you are like a runway, but you are only hospitable to me, and I am your only plane on the runway and I am your only hotel guest.

She: so pathetic...

He: the night is young...


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*Disclaimer:
For entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance with any real life situations or people is just a mere coincidence.
These conversations are not related to any specific person or persons. They are general human conversations from life.